Career Day

Questions for the funeral director who spoke to my classes yesterday:

"Do the bodies stink? Like, do you have to spray them with perfume?"

"Do you touch them with your bare hands? Or do you wear gloves?"

"Have you ever buried somebody alive?"

"Have you ever had somebody ask to be buried in just their underwear?"

"Do funeral directors do exorcisms?"

"Have you ever had a body fart while you're working on it?"